Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.
That would be a very depressing list.
i always sleep in a sports bra and shorts bcs then if my parents ever catch me in our kitchen at night i can pretend its because im leaving to go for a run and not bcs im secretly trying to eat large quantities of cake at 4 in the morning
What kinda motherfucking genie are u
a very unhealthy one
that’s the smartest fucking thing i ever heard
“Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” he asked calmly.
8 years later and everybody is still annoyed about this i genuinely love the harry potter fandom
a book fountain in Budapest
this is one of the coolest fountains I’ve ever seen
#You and I remember Budapest very differently. #That’s because you were too fascinated by the book fountain to notice anything else. #TASHA. IT WAS A FOUNTAIN THAT LOOKED LIKE A /BOOK./ #I know I was there— #BUT DO YOU REALLY KNOW?
My dad cussed me out today.
He called me a worthless fucking slut because I told him to wash his dishes.
He said I don’t deserve to live in his house because how fucking disgusting I am and how worthless I am to him.
He cussed me out and threatened to kill me because I told him just to wash his dishes.
He cussed me out because I am a selfish bitch who doesn’t deserve to live.
He cussed me out because I do what any sensible person would do.
He told me if I don’t wash his dishes then I need to get the fuck out and kill myself on the street.
What did I do to deserve this kind of treatment. I’m really trying to move out because I am one argument away from slicing my wrists again.
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent.
Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”
and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”