“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan
This is one of those images that just makes you go, “woah.”
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
TW Season 2 Extras: Alternate Stiles Takes
That last one KILLED me. Ahahaha.
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson wants to play Luke Cage.
I am totally on board with this.
I’ll watch the avengers movies if the Rock is in them.
I AM COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
Apparently there were hailing potatos, she was being chased by giant wasps and then her and her sister went shopping for ketchup.
Also apparently she was betrayed by those potatoes.
THOSE DAMN POTATOS
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD
NO ONE IS THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS LIKE GASTON
i’ve been mostly looking at these and going “oh cool” and scrolling past BUT THIS SINGS TO ME